#kitchen mishaps

[earlgraytay]

...Today for breakfast I accidentally made the dinner from Calvin and Hobbes that Calvin would rather die than eat.

[sunflouwerhabit]

IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST

the chicago fic | therogueskimo & sunflouwerhabit

Louis Tomlinson / Harry Styles

General Audiences | Complete | 123K

Back at his desk, Louis closed his eyes for a moment, trying to settle into the reality of this. He was leaving the UK for only the second time in his life. Suddenly, the holiday he took to Spain three summers ago felt like it paled in comparison. He was going to the U.S. - for work, it was true, but still - alone. He’d been all for seizing the moment when his boss had been looking at him with a gaze of steel, but now he felt vaguely nauseous.

Louis took several shaky breaths, feeling like the air was being sucked from the room, and opened the manila folder, laying it flat on his desk. His breath caught as he saw the destination, centered in a large, block font at the very top of the first page:

Robinson Publishing - Chicago, Illinois, United States of America.

~~~

After two years of living in an everlasting cycle of work, sleep, and regret, Louis finds himself wandering brand new streets perpetually haunted by the ghosts of his past.

Cowritten with the talented, brilliant, lovely @bravetemptation

Ex-Best Friends to Lovers | Unrequited Love | SO MUCH PINING | Infidelity (not between Louis and Harry) | Emotional Hurt/Comfort | Second Chance Romance | Based Heavily on Louis Tomlinson’s “Chicago” - Blame Louis not us! :-)

[cynosurus]

Happy pride month or something!

From me and my plastic cup-turned into flowing pink locks.

[arcticwolfpaws]

Had a baking mishap. My handle came lose easy fix but i have to laugh at the horrible timeing the oven was hot and my cinnamon rolls were inside!

They did get saved

[thecouncilofidiots]

Guys.

You know we're time blind.

If we're making food, SET A TIMER.

Because otherwise, we WILL forget, we WILL burn the food, we WON'T know how long it's been simmering for.

[whydousernamesevenexist]

It's really amazing how different my reactions to things are when I'm alone Vs. when someone watches me.

So I'm cooking rn, right?

This is our stove:

The thing about the burner in the back is that usually you have to blow on it for it to catch fire.

So, I accidentally turned the wrong control, the one for the burner in the front, and as I leaned over to blow on the back burner, the front burner turned on right in my face AND MY FUCKING HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE LMAOOO

(Dw guys I'm fine, hair doesn't burn very well, so the fire went out almost immediately by itself, no big damage was done)

Point is, I'm here fucking laughing about it, I didn't even panic.

But if anyone was here, I know very well I'd be here shaken hyperventilating and freaking out about being a stupid bitch.

Conclusion: I function better alone.

[tanuandthetriplets]

Daddy Ki Roti Gol Gol | Triplet Dad's Comedy Cooking | Triplets Vlog 11th July’23

[a-daks]

I forgot I made this one

[illustratus]

Little mishap in the kitchen by Eduard Ritter

[stucky-headcanon-bot]

🥞🍰

Inspired by this pretty pretty art by writeyourdarlings because he totally looked like he remembered eggs after he started mixing things

[chaos--mode]

me getting on my soapbox with a cute little pink bullhorn ahem: kiki is amazing and i love her and fungi is incredibly funny & talented w A+ vibes. that is all thank you for your time.

@postmortiem

[cynosurus]

The melted plastic cup left a little lipstick kiss mark on my ring in my recent kitchen mishap, cute :)

[skynapple]

I really could not handle being married to Xavier, namely because I set a pot on fire today

[primordialruin]

I want the palace to be in a baroque style because it's my favourite art movement in architecture :(

[byanyan]

byan has definitely left a foil packet in food they've stuck in the microwave by accident before and unintentionally started a fire. like, at least once. they've also for sure just sat there and watched the thing burn until someone around them took notice and put it out in a panic.

[phantom-anon]

Cooking as a family