#kitchen mishaps

[earlgraytay]

...Today for breakfast I accidentally made the dinner from Calvin and Hobbes that Calvin would rather die than eat.

[sunflouwerhabit]

IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST

the chicago fic | therogueskimo & sunflouwerhabit

Louis Tomlinson / Harry Styles

General Audiences | Complete | 123K

Back at his desk, Louis closed his eyes for a moment, trying to settle into the reality of this. He was leaving the UK for only the second time in his life. Suddenly, the holiday he took to Spain three summers ago felt like it paled in comparison. He was going to the U.S. - for work, it was true, but still - alone. He’d been all for seizing the moment when his boss had been looking at him with a gaze of steel, but now he felt vaguely nauseous.

Louis took several shaky breaths, feeling like the air was being sucked from the room, and opened the manila folder, laying it flat on his desk. His breath caught as he saw the destination, centered in a large, block font at the very top of the first page:

Robinson Publishing - Chicago, Illinois, United States of America.

~~~

After two years of living in an everlasting cycle of work, sleep, and regret, Louis finds himself wandering brand new streets perpetually haunted by the ghosts of his past.

Cowritten with the talented, brilliant, lovely @bravetemptation

Ex-Best Friends to Lovers | Unrequited Love | SO MUCH PINING | Infidelity (not between Louis and Harry) | Emotional Hurt/Comfort | Second Chance Romance | Based Heavily on Louis Tomlinson’s “Chicago” - Blame Louis not us! :-)

[cynosurus]

Happy pride month or something!

From me and my plastic cup-turned into flowing pink locks.

[arcticwolfpaws]

Had a baking mishap. My handle came lose easy fix but i have to laugh at the horrible timeing the oven was hot and my cinnamon rolls were inside!

They did get saved

[whydousernamesevenexist]

It's really amazing how different my reactions to things are when I'm alone Vs. when someone watches me.

So I'm cooking rn, right?

This is our stove:

The thing about the burner in the back is that usually you have to blow on it for it to catch fire.

So, I accidentally turned the wrong control, the one for the burner in the front, and as I leaned over to blow on the back burner, the front burner turned on right in my face AND MY FUCKING HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE LMAOOO

(Dw guys I'm fine, hair doesn't burn very well, so the fire went out almost immediately by itself, no big damage was done)

Point is, I'm here fucking laughing about it, I didn't even panic.

But if anyone was here, I know very well I'd be here shaken hyperventilating and freaking out about being a stupid bitch.

Conclusion: I function better alone.

[tanuandthetriplets]

Daddy Ki Roti Gol Gol | Triplet Dad's Comedy Cooking | Triplets Vlog 11th July’23

[kinley-cafe]

As we already know, Buck and Tommy are currently on great terms. Buck even offered to teach Tommy how to bake all the goodies he taught himself to bake. (For no particular reason, obviously. It’s not like he just wants to spend more time with him or anything haha…)

Recently, they’ve been spending all their time off together at the café baking and chatting. You know, like friends. (Friends that are in love with each other)

ANYWAY!

Today on Buck and Tommy’s kitchen mishaps, Buck was teaching Tommy to bake blueberry muffin tops.

Tommy burnt his but he swears up and down they’re just “extra crispy because he likes them like that.”

Buck’s turned out fine, though, if anyone wants one.

Buck said you can also try one of Tommy's. "If you like blueberry hockey pucks."

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[a-daks]

I forgot I made this one

[illustratus]

Little mishap in the kitchen by Eduard Ritter

[a-haunting-of-endermen]

I think Tails and Stone would've been good friends in another universe

granted i've never really seen the games/comics/shows but man i really feel this in my gut

[stucky-headcanon-bot]

🥞🍰

Inspired by this pretty pretty art by writeyourdarlings because he totally looked like he remembered eggs after he started mixing things

[kimiko-dear]

I sliced the very tip of my thumb most of the way off the night before last. Went to the hospital the next day because it was apparent I needed stitches.

I waited almost 15 minutes in a crowded waiting room, got my stitches and refills on all my prescriptions (because my primary care physician is part of the hospital.)

I paid nothing and won't receive a bill later.

This is the socialized medicine to which Americans are so vehemently opposed.

[cynosurus]

The melted plastic cup left a little lipstick kiss mark on my ring in my recent kitchen mishap, cute :)

[primordialruin]

I want the palace to be in a baroque style because it's my favourite art movement in architecture :(

[byanyan]

byan has definitely left a foil packet in food they've stuck in the microwave by accident before and unintentionally started a fire. like, at least once. they've also for sure just sat there and watched the thing burn until someone around them took notice and put it out in a panic.

[vullcanica]

❛ You really try. I like that. You really make an effort. ❜ ((Muse of your choice))

Nico's face contorts into a sneer - half genuine ire, half pale imitation. "Yeah alright, Dilbert."

Oh, he wants to wipe the grimace off of Antonín's snooty little face. To convey the intent, he points the pan of slightly-undercooked bacon and eggs in his companion's general direction. Then shakes it. The contents jiggle threateningly. "Go find you a chef who's willing to deal with an ungrateful sack of dweeb at 8 am or shut up and eat up."

His petit déjeuner américain makes a mighty squelching ruckus going into the plates with a distinguished slop. The eggs run over the edge of Antonín's. Nico steps back, looking rather expectant. Pan still in hand. "That's either going down your gullet or down your shirt."